THE POEM CALLED LIFE

My FB Status message today "Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus....High time we got back to our own Planets :b"   Totally upset over how men  get to be total %^&* and still get away with it. I haven't been verbal about it but I need to vent Most of the men in my life ... feel they deserve what they get and so are never grateful find it demeaning to request/ask so they only demand never listen but need total attention when they drop a word or move a toe claim to be always right so the other side happens to be always wrong swear that being loud = being right hate shopping with women or claim to hate it   underestimate women...on second thoughts...underestimates everything except self (which stands totally over estimated ) never admit their solutions came from sources other than their grey cells ( unless they want to flatter someone) can't whisper and want the whole world to know they are on the phone are untidy and feel their gender doesn't allo...

the boys are busy and are attracted to the same sex for company the girls are busy feeding them with intervals of  tea and bites ( we hate it!) otherwise the girls are just catching up on gossip at peace ( we love it) the roads are empty the mannequins dressed in team attire Ind Vs Pak equates to be more than just a game but the sales people at shops go blank the eardrum receives endless streams of commentaries the office is as silent as the match is the Alt and Tab keys suffer if your status msg doesn't have cricket you are ignored every advertisement has to feature a cricketer the remote has a single owner the whole nation's patriotic veins pop-out PS. While my whole world is watching cricket I type....All the hype never gets to me...After all its just another game!  UPDATE: Well yes I am here to tell you that I got bitten by the Cricket bug. It was a great match afterall. The Sri Lankans were equally deserving and that made the win more meaningful. For o...

After Marriage The man doesn't have to leave his family after tying the knot....and if he does its considered to be a crime While the girl belongs to the boys family and she just has to forget where she came from  The man has the same duties ...of looking after ONLY his schedule ...and delegating most of the personal chores to the rest of the family While the girl has to modify and fit in to the new family's routine....given a 3 months probation time....but immediate compatibility to environment would give you some extra points The man's schedule.....Will you be coming for for lunch?...not sure....Are you working late?...I don't know Do you want lunch ? ...yes but may be not....Are you going to office???? ...Might....!!!!! while the girl has to submit a clear schedule with time and place where she will be available at...and must follow it too The man's family is always right and takes While the woman's family is always wrong and gives The man is c...

I started from office with my Acha at around 2.30pm for the dreaded appointment was at 4.00 pm. M agreed to escort me to my monster but was held up doing the usual boy stuff of testing yet another car. He told me he would reach home just in time for us to leave. Not knowing that any instance of upsetting my set plan would cause my BP to shoot up. Went home ate, brushed my teeth and was waiting for Dear M to arrive. And he did at 2.50pm. He ate and then asked me if I was ready to leave. I nodded. Acha asked me if I needed his presence. So sweet of him :) I wouldn't mind the whole world coming with me but then I said it was ok since My strong M was coming with me. We were in the car. The traffic at this hour was kinda suprising. And M started " I have to pick up my LIC papers. Let's do it on the way". Me: "What???? Noway we will be late for the appointment...grrrrrr" M: "Don't be stupid this will take just a couple of minutes" Me: Sul...

I share my life with M with non-living things. I would like to describe these gizmos as nothing more than that. If there was a more basic explanation I would love to use it. The I phone - Sure an apt name for that thingy that makes any person be happy being the 'I' and not 'We'. M spends most of his time on it, with it and for it. I wonder how life was before the invasion of cell phones. I practically can't get through a normal conversation without M getting a call or making one or just going into a trance glaring at the whatever resolution screen baaaahhhhh! The Laptop - Occupies an equally strong position. Be it work or browsing or downloading he spends alot of the little times of togetherness we share with this laps all the attention. The Camera - This was once an obsession..lately in the lean period but will gain momento when he invests in a advanced model.This craze would have gained consent from me only if he didn't fancy clicking only his I phone gr...

- Nothing is expected outta them...except by their wives :b which is not considered as a valid expectation - Their mothers mother them ALWAYS - Work lasts only until they are in office space - They get to sit down and read the paper AND get the tea hand delivered..grrrrrrr - They can walk out, walk in, take a trip at any possible time with or without any kinda prior notice - Ask them their day's schedule and the answer is "I don't know" - Their mobiles are busy/ringing/not reachable...they are in a very important meeting... - They test drive a million cars a zillion times - ONLY their time is precious and needs to be managed - the greatest assumption ...they are always right - and the tea cup lies in the drawing room until it is accidently broken by the kiddo or picked up by the woman to be washed and kept ready for tomorrows tea ...baaah ! PS. There maybe exceptions...but sighhhhhhh....they will remain to be exceptions for another decade!