Venus Calling

My FB Status message today "Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus....High time we got back to our own Planets :b"

 Totally upset over how men  get to be total %^&* and still get away with it.

I haven't been verbal about it but I need to vent

Most of the men in my life ...

• feel they deserve what they get and so are never grateful

• find it demeaning to request/ask so they only demand

• never listen but need total attention when they drop a word or move a toe

• claim to be always right so the other side happens to be always wrong

• swear that being loud = being right

• hate shopping with women or claim to hate it  

• underestimate women...on second thoughts...underestimates everything except self (which stands totally over estimated )

• never admit their solutions came from sources other than their grey cells ( unless they want to flatter someone)

• can't whisper and want the whole world to know they are on the phone

• are untidy and feel their gender doesn't allow them to tidy up

• can't digest failure or swallow success

• have a king sized bloated ego ( make that a capital B and E) and a pea sized brain (conservative in all dimensions)  

  Self respect is healthy until it starts eating away another person's respect.I am so unlucky that a majority of the men I meet happen to fall under more than one of the above points.Even the most humblest man needs to be acknowledged that he is humble.I have heard that a lot of money was spent so that Mahatma Gandhi could live a simple life :)

  Venus, here I come.......

  Ps. Why haven't I mentioned about women? That's for men to write about.

  Why haven't I mentioned any good about men?...Simply because I'm in no mood to zoom the minuscule

  Gee! Just when I thought I wouldn't be complaining anymore......